There's a terrific comic up this week from Predator.  This newest "Caught in the Act" has the guy get'n busted while he's doin' the maid, which makes the wife go psycho, and they beat the snot out of each other until they're both KO'd.  Naturally he sees that golden opportunity for the threesome he's been dreaming of and so he... well, you'll see!  "BITCHTOWN!"  Oh boy... This week Mariza gets unwillingly teamed up with Caine the assassin in order to track down another killer.  They search the local whore house, but when Caine insists on killing any witnesses Mariza bails and ends up crawling through Bitchtown's sewers where's she's cold-conked and strung up with rope and raped by an old "friend".  Whew!  I skipped a lot so don't miss it!

And the "Cash Out" strippers are literally tearing the cash out of each others clothes as they try to get control of the wad!  Neither one will give an inch and it's only gonna get more violent.  Cool!

Jimbo

Okay GOO lovers - here's your fix!  This week we start our newest "Combat Colosseum" with Gooey Gummi taking on little Nasty Mina Meow in bright green jel-slime!  It looks like radioactive waste, (and might be for all I know) but it doesn't seem to slow 'em down at all!  New strip-offs (of course) and lotsa slimy goo fly'n in all directions! 

Then we'll rock your world with another 12 pages of "BITCHTOWN"!  Sanchez has a new hit man out gunning for Mariza, but in a case of mistaken identity he shoots her cousin Nicci and now Mariza's the one out for blood!  She'll suck 'n fuck her way to hell and back in a quest for information, and once she learns the name of the shooter... BAD things are gonna happen!

Strippers COLLIDE in our "Cash Out" feature video!  Ya gotta love a gal that fights for the money, right?  They're both suffering, but neither one is gonna give in when the prize is the almighty Dollar!  You go girls!

Jimbo

"Bitchtown" continues this week with two mini-updates combined into one weekly update.  First Rupert has his way with a kidnapped Mariza, and then Carlos under-estimates her will-power in her search for revenge.  Sex, pistols and action!

Alberto offers up another dish in "Caught in the Act" with this one taking place in a posh hotel setting and let's just say wifey-wifey isn't pulling any punches.  In fact, she'd be a great character in Bitchtown!  There's more than one type of bangin' in this comic!

We have a winner in this conclusion of the current "Combat Colosseum"!!  Is it Kendra?  Or are you betting on Natalie?  Psych!  You gotta watch to see the winning knockout blow. (I don't kiss and tell... well, I do, but not this time!)

Those big-titted strippers will dive into any crevice, squeeze any boob and slur any insult for the money!  This week's "Cash Out" has fists a flying, boobs a squishing and currency and fluttering.  Wish I was in on this mix!

Enjoy the update!!
Jimbo 

This week's "Combat Colosseum" has Kendra and Natalie slithering and sliding some more as they "wrestle" and "wriggle" towards a victory for one and humiliation for the other. 
"Cash Out" should be Cash In considering the boobs on display in this rumble.  Two hot and stacked babes, a handful of currency and their catfighting like I saw on the playground back in grade school!  It's all a bunch of "He said, she said" and I LOVE IT!

We offer an oldie, but a goodie from the the master of the BIG ONES, Smudge himself.  There's some major SMACKDOWN at the "Fantasy Fighting Federation" HQ.  Miss Devon Diamond "motivates" one of her wrestlers, the Tight Teen Cheerleader, to remain an employee of hers while "auditions" are occurring in a neighboring studio.  Smudge at his best!  Check it out!!

Finally, Dark Worlds delivers another great round of action in "Foxy Boxing".  We have Diamond vs. Shiva (personally, I'm rootin' for the pertly-titted blond to win this one) in the final round of this match.  Who wins?  You've gotta check it out to determine that.  All I know is that the "C" word is used--you know it MUST be serious then!

Jimbo

Kenra and Natalie are puttin' the HOT in the hot oil wrestling in this week's "Combat Colosseum".  But if you watch closely (it seems to me) that their "grapples" last a little longer that really required for wrestling... more like foreplay.  Hmmm... better watch these two, and stand by with a bucket of cold water!  "Crimson Heart" gets an update this week and agent Jones goes deep cover as "Scarlet" in order to enter the evil doers fight game and gain their confidence.  After a few setbacks she's got "Raven" on the ropes and... well it's all history after that!  But the future looks bright for this slammin chick!

The chicks are hot, but the action's get'n UGLY in this week's "Cash Out".  NEVER - EVER get between a stripper and her MONEY!  You'll find out!  And "Jamie Blonde" is back for some more ACTION!  This time Jamie has more bad girls attempting to capture her and when she thinks that she's outmaneuvered them... she's dead wrong.  Her clueless date gets caught up in the kidnapping too, and now they're both in deep deep do-do!  More to come...

Jimbo

In the "Combat Colosseum" the girls are rip'n it up in the oil - 'least as best they can considering the slipperiness!  Natalie keeps thinking that she's got Kendra cornered, but the slippery minx just squirms away!  And it's the last week for "Last Girl Standing".  This week Olga gets a BIG send-off from private Dancer!  Bon Voyage, Olga!

The battle for the buck is ON in this week's "Cash Out" movie update and both strippers are determined to take it home.  Bitch bitch bitch! (Nothing is harder than get'n money out of a stripper!)  This week's "Scrapz" update is a voyeur's peek into the dressing room.  Looks like two actresses - one part - one costume... and one big mess!  Wouldn't want it any other way!

Enjoy!
Jimbo

Good stuff!  This is gonna be a weekly serial and old chapters will disappear as new ones roll out, so if ya snooze ya lose.  I think you're gonna dig it!

In other news... NEW MOVIE!  "CASH OUT" is all about a little misunderstanding between titty dancers at the local strip joint.  A dim-witted boyfriend sets 'em up to tangle over the $ - and that's just what they do!  It's unintentionally hilarious and great fun to watch with two mega-chesties goin' hand-to-hand and scrambling for that wad of cash!  Eve's the no-nonsense dancer with the idiot BF and K.C.'s the gold digger ("I'm a stripper!  Once I have the money it NEVER goes back!") and she doesn't care who's money it was!

Kendra and Nat are testing each others mettle in the "Combat Colosseum" but the slippery oil makes it hard to grapple.  Funny how that works out...  And Prvt. Dancer's discovering that some bitches JUST WON'T DIE!  But she'll keep try'n in "Last Girl Standing".  The "Caught in the Act" section gets a new comic this week, too.  Some poor business dude gets a surprise visit from his loving wife at the office just as he's helping a young gal "climb the corporate ladder" if ya know what I mean.  Tsk tsk... shoulda locked the door!

EXCELLENT update - and loads more to come!

Jimbo

Kendra and Natalie are tearing off the bikinis this week in the "Combat Colosseum" and making sure that the oil stays hot!  They get a lil' break and a re-oiling and then the whistle blows and >SPLAT< they're right back at it!  Can't really tell if Kendra was going for a scissor hold or if she's intentionally doin' the muff rub with Nat, but it sure looks like fun!  And rounding out this week's update is another cool "Foxy Boxing" chapter.  This week it's Shiva's turn to crank up the pain as she pummels Diamond's tits without mercy!  Diamond's barely standing and Shiva's about to put her down when <DING, DING> - SAVED by the bell.  It's gonna go to another round!

NEXT WEEK: Ray Husac's epic "BITCHTOWN" begins!  There's a 12 page kick-off all ready to go and a chapter a week after that. Watch for more details.

Jimbo

This week and one more left for "The Third Degree" and we still don't know WTF is wrong with that FBI agent! Methinks I smell a rat! "Jamie Blonde" is back! This week Jamie makes an unsettling discovery about her adversaries... they're not human! "Enter the Bitch" concludes next week - get it while ya can and remember - there's another gritty-grimey episode of "Last Girl Standing" for ya, too!

Oh... don't forget your hot oil treatment as Natalie takes on Kendra in the Catfightcentral "Combat Colosseum"! 

Jimbo

Then Briaeros steps up with episode three of "Enter the Bitch" and there's a showdown with some "Spanish Ninjitsu" tossed into the mix!  Not really certain, but I think that's like Spanish Fly - seems to work the same way.  Anyway, the bodies are stackin' up and the intrigue is gettin' ..uh.. intriguing!

It's episode 5 of "Last Girl Standing" and Prvt. Dancer's in a world of trouble!  Cpl. Punishment has her pinned to the floor and vows to "give you much pain" and "cut off your little tits"... damn!  That's kinda harsh.  But is this the end of tiny Dancer?  NO!  Never!  There must be some way.. some move... some BRICK!  Hehehehee... And there's a contemporary piece by Slid this week called "Space Station Smashup" that's just a little preview of what happens when international cooperation on the space station melts away.  C'mon... you didn't think that "peaceful exploration" crap was really gonna last did ya?

It's anybody's "Interrogation" in our feature video "The Third Degree".  But the techniques that THIS FBI agent are using would make ol' J. Edgar Hoover jump right out of his favorite little black dress!  And finally there's a new episode of "Scrapz" that concludes this bitchin' office battle.  I don't know if the gal got the job or not - but we'd sure hire her!  Just to avoid get'n our ass kicked!

Enjoy!
Jimbo

Must be the uniform that makes the "man".  Hard to tell who's the criminal and who's the law once they get naked!  But it must be part of some master plan right?  That's the way it goes this week in "The Third Degree".  Obviously the FBI can learn much from this prisoners... tits?  "Enter the Bitch" heats up this week as our mysterious heroine is beset by some chick that drops out of a helicopter.  But there's nothing like a little post-fight muff-dive to revive a heroine's spirit... least till she's captured...

And it's brain against brawn in "Last Girl Standing"!  Ya gotta give the lil' gal kudos for lasting this long against her brutal opponent.  But how many more tricks has she got up her sleeve?

Enjoy!
Jimbo

Eve and K.C. are undulating each others udders in a hypnotizing rhythm of prime time boobilosity this week! (That means big boobs are ROCKIN all over - 'least that's what I meant.)  No matter, it's a spectacular bout even if words fail me.  Check out all the big bouncing boobies in the Catfight Central "Combat Colosseum"!  And the Feds have really loosened up those interrogation rules haven't they?  I mean, I woulda thought naked grilling was a thing of the past... but no!  And isn't there some rule about getting into a fight with the prisoner?  How about goin' down on the prisoner?  Oops... that's next week in "The Third Degree"!

I'm running a limited time special treat and it starts this week.  It's Briaeros' ultra gritty "Enter the Bitch" series and it's gonna roll out in 5 consecutive weekly issues this time.  Last seen in 2003 this was a HOT item then and it's aged even better.  And when it's run it's course there's a real coup to fill in that weekly slot, but I'll spill the beans on that super-series in a couple more weeks.  Just don't miss the July 7 roll out or you'll be forever unfulfilled.  Yeah... unfulfilled!

"Last Girl Standing" - ya gotta like it.  Two survivors of a devastating fire fight grapple to the death in a deserted and shot-up warehouse!  Watch in disbelief this week as Prvt. Dancer fends off Cpl. Punishment's knife attack with her hat!  Resourceful little chick huh?  Helluva body, too!

Till next week,
Jimbo

In "Last Girl Standing" the two buxom blonds fight for control of the gun--girls with guns, gotta love that!  The mammary flesh pressing against one-another in this week's "Combat Colosseum" might be the largest "meeting of the boobs" we have ever had here on Catfight Central!  If only I could be the oil for a little bit!

We've got Slid's first Catfight comic called "Women in Cages" in the Short Stories section and man, Slid hits a home run the first time.  Females, nudity, fighting... and IN PRISON!  What more can you ask for?!?

Rounding out the update is that beautiful blond herself, "Jamie Blond".  Check her out as she uses her Girl Scout knowledge to defend herself against two opponents.  And what is it with the chick freaking out about the water?  I guess Fernando will show us in the next installment, but this one is a blast!

Jimbo

"High Voltage" wraps up today and it's replacement starts!  So after ya watch Sheri the psycho electrocute her opponent make sure to drop by where the bullets fly in "Last Girl Standing".  Post oil and food crisis combat at it's best!

<SPLAT> goes the hand on the ass!  <SNAP> goes the bikini top!  Then the deafening sound of quad <BOINGS> as four of the nicest tits to ever grace baby oil spill out and become targets of opportunity!  Beware the deadly bouncing udders in this week's "Combat Colosseum"!  D.Praved serves up "A Day in the Life" this week.  Check it out for a little back stage peek at what really goes on around here.  Yeah.

Jimbo

What's up with that FBI agent?  Besides the skimpy outfit there's just s o m e t h i n g about her, ya know?  Methinks there's skullduggery afoot!  And don't ask her for a drink!  Hmm... Well you can draw your own conclusions as "The Third Degree" marches on.  Just don't ruin it for the rest of us!

Comic-wise there's an excellent story starting about some big-mouth South American dictator who's on the assassination list for a well deserved early demise and a gorgeous agent sent to - save him?!!  What?  Yep - re-read it.  The second chick is there to save this blowhard!  Man... Politics screws with my head.  But I guess we'll figure it out 'cause she's in a fight to the death with the assassin on a rooftop!  It's the first of a kick-ass three parter - "Fighting for Black Gold".  Cool.  Then ya gotta checkout the new chapter of "Scrapz"!  Talk about a "probing" interview... Jeez!

"High Voltage" - Styla looks like she's just the latest victim of wacked-out Sheri the psycho until at the last minute.... ZAP!  Complete turnaround!  But now both chicks are taking the amps and it looks like all we'll need to clean up this mess is an ash can and a broom.  Another round of "Foxy Boxing" is startin' up, too!  Check out the battle damage as Diamond and Shiva square off and make it personal for fame and glory!  OOh-la-la!

Jimbo

Comics aren't lacking either.  Joker's "Detectives" wraps up with part 2 of 2 this week and we've got a new artist debut.  Check out "Crimson Heart" from Marcel Zero.  It's a cool comic series in classic style and it starts this week!  D.Praved is up with another battle of the boobsas well.  This time it's "Age Old Question" and it demands an answer!  NOW!  (or we'"ll send some chick to beat ya up!)  Then hunker down for another round of "High Voltage" and find out why Sheri is the psycho bitch from HELL!  Man... some chicks just can't get enough!

Enjoy,
Jimbo

It's the final week for "Pole Smokers" and it's a fine finish.  Just remember that you don't EVER wanna mess with a stripper!  Ripped right outta the headlines - check out D.Praved's "Internet Revolution".  Ya won't see this all-girl smack-down on You Tube!  And a new opponent has Sheri all fired up in "High Voltage".  Can the psycho-blonde stay the winner against this equally crazed challenger?  One way to find out...

Jimbo

Comics: Ooohh... Joker takes a hand in an animee style comic about a police detective named Sammy Diamond in pt. 1 of "Detectives" this week while D.Praved serves up a twisted story called "Scorpio Female" complete with her known astrological traits (illustrated... hehehe). Sherri barely has time for quick breath after finishing off Toni in "High Voltage" when another crazy named Stylla jumps into the ring to attack her. But she shoulda slowed down...but at least she's familiar with the VOLTAGE now! More craziness to follow!

Jimbo

Besides the video action there's a brand new comic called "Perils of the Cave" from D'praved.  Don't really know who these gals are, but one of 'em killed the other's sister and it's booby battle and lesbo sex to the death!  Then - It's the final "High Voltage: Deathtrap One" update and it's a shocker!  Sheri's one sick sick woman and she's get'n off on the juice that's cookin' her opponent.  And just when she's on top of the world she discovers that she's still in peril - THERE'S STILL AN OPPONENT ON THE SIDELINES!  >gasp!<.  Finally there's a fresh chapter of "Scrapz" and these two primitive beauties are givin' and takin' in equal measure and it's anybody's fight!

But there's a knife involved so there WILL be a winner... and a deader!  EEK!

Enjoy!
JImbo

Wow!  Joker's "Beer Brawl" ends in a drunkenned fuck-a-thon!  Sick doin's but who can resist an inebriated bimbo with a killer bod?  Not me... Check it out for new hints on what to do with old beer bottles!

There's a new "Combat Colosseum" up this week. It's a shorty that'll only run for three weeks 'cause... well, cause it was over pretty quickly.  Two cuties and a puddle of mud that'll keep ya on the edge of yor seat!  Final note: "Pole Smokers" - holy shit!  MEGA action over some weasel that porked the wrong gal!  Fun to watch and good to go!

Enjoy!
Jimbo

It's the final week for Natalie vs. Eden in the "Combat Colosseum" and all I'm gonna say is that the winner is a sneak!  Dirty tricks win matches around here, though.  Of course, since it's the final week of the bout, we have the O-So-Delicious shower scenes up for your enjoyment... So enjoy!

The action's non-stop in "Pole Smokers" this week.  These gals ain't holdin' nuthin' back!  It's a highly personal, highly violent chick fight over a man!  Go figure.  Photo story-wise the low blows and sexual ass-whippin' is at a fever pitch in "Double Parked' and Toni's smokin' pants has Sheri cracking up in the "High Voltage" installment.  Toni's NOT amused.  She tackles her opponent and once more they both taste the sting of 10,000 volts!  And D.Praved serves up a brutal little catfight tale called "The Fury" to round out this week's lineup.

Go get 'em!
Jimbo

Video updates:  Dirty looks turn into dirty deeds in this week's "Pole Smokers" update.  This quickly devolves into a MAJOR chick fight, fellas - you'll get yer fix!  Eden and Natalie wrestle for dominance in the "Combat Colosseum" this week.  But the excess oil's making it pretty damn difficult to grapple so ass slappin's the way to go!

Joker's up with "BEER BRAWL" another bitchin' comic from days gone by and there's a fresh update of "Double Parked" our current photo story with some AMAZING ACTION this week!  Rounding things out is "High Voltage" and this week Sheri discovers that when Toni gets zapped on the fence... she does, too!  And talk about hot pants... hehehehe.  Check it out!

Jimbo

"SCRAPZ" - holy four finger orgasm!  Yep, that's what the evil high priestess does to Vulvina when she's about to get her ass kicked!  Unbelievable!  If ya can't beat 'em, finger em'?  Eden and Nat are still clawing away at each other in The "Combat Colosseum" (but the oil kinda makes that harder) and the tits are out!  "Double Parked" slams on as Darla and Sidney escalate the senseless violence to new heights!  And to think that it's all over a shitty parking job!  Sheezz...!

And finally the Foxy Boxing gals are friggin' AWESOME!  Jamie starts this week's episode almost counted out, but she comes back STRONG and wails on Lisa BIG TIME!  But by the end it's anyone's fight again.  Man... this one's tight!

Jimbo

Twisted limbs and distorted mammary glands - the "Combat Colosseum" delivers the shiny oil versions!  "Outside of History - Early Man" - FINAL update and Groan takes charge!  And insane?  Yep... lotsa that in "High Voltage".  I'm thinkin' these gals aren't new to electro-shock if ya know what I mean.  Hell, this is probably part of their therapy!  Then there's the sick sick sick "after the fight" price that must be paid once you stray into the "Hardcore Catfight Comic" world - "severe" doesn't really do it justice.  But it's a start...

Jimbo

Man... This update's just chock full 'O conflict!  Darla and Sidney are tearing each others clothes off in our highly improbable "Double Parked" photo story.  Toni's a wacko and seems to dig it when Sheri beats her face, but goes ape-shit when she's called a BITCH!  So she coils up the chain around her fist to do some serious damage in this week's "High Voltage" update!  Girls will be girls...  Then we have Lisa and Jamie boxing their (huge, gorgeous) boobs off in an all new "Foxy Boxing" comic.

And then there's the video updates...

"Early Man" really had his shit wired tight and if ya doubt it just check out the cave girl battle that ensues when a new chick gets "bonked" and brought home to the Mrs.!  Lucky dude leaves 'em alone to work it all out and I guess he'll nail 'em both later once they're all tired out?  Or maybe just the survivor?  Either way it's a golden moment in the struggles of mankind's ascension so ya know that ya don't wanna miss it!  And Eden's get'n her stuffing squeezed out by Natalie in the "Combat Colosseum" this week.  Not much science in this match, but they're sure try'n to put the hurt on each other... awkwardly.  Tit's and ass and nasty attitudes - we salute ya!

Jimbo

"High Voltage" delivers this week and we learn that one of those chicks... well, just ain't uh, quite right.  It's like she's get'n off on the current and it's freaking out her opponent.  Check it out!  Darla's unexpected aggression and strength has Sidney on the defense this week in "Double Parked".  Seems the much smaller woman has had some experience kickin' ass, and if deadly intent counts for anything - she's a winner!

The blonde vs. brunette "Combat Colosseum" bout rocks on and "nicey nicey" gets tossed in favor of "I'll kill you - you bitch!"  Which is what we pay 'em for right?  Hi-contrast and lotsa action - dig it!  Cave girls battle for dominance in this week's episode of "Early Man".  That sweet talkin' ladies man, Groad has dumped 'em in a cavern and even given each a little instruction in the art of club fighting.  Then he leaves to go brag about it to his cave buddies as they fight for survival and sort it all out!  WHAT A MAN!  Inspiring... truly in inspirational!

>snort snort< Oink!
Jimbo

Jamie Blonde's having a hell of a time keeping her personal life "personal".  How's a girl gonna score when she can't even go to the powder room without being attacked by spies?  Guess ya get used to it if you're "Jamie Blonde Agent XX-7"!  Hera finally puts Athena down in the final update of "Fall From Grace" this week.  STOMP THAT HO! Anyway... we're startin' a brand new photo comic next week that's a wee bit more down to Earth... watch for it!

Eve and Steph are still slingin' mud in the "Combat Colosseum" and our training session is completely outta hand in this week's "UWL Training Camp" video update.  Pretty much par for the course around here...

Enjoy!
Jimbo

Joker's up with a bitchin' lil comic (Army Brat vs. Trailer Trash) in the "Hardcore Catfight Comic" section while "HIGH VOLTAGE" knocks out "Tabloid Trash" in the competition for button space.  High Voltage is a REALLY good photo story - check it out!  Greg Nichols rounds out the comic lineup with "Jumped In" a story of forced recruitment and fierce resistance!  Whole lotta scrappin' goin' on - and it's months before the election!

Jimbo

We're starting a new series this week.  Check out "Blackbeard's Bitch" for a bitchin' history lesson.  When Pirates ruled the seven seas there were none more feared than Blackbeard's daughter the irrepressible Isabella Teach!  Except maybe her half-sister Mary of the Seas...  It's a duel to the death for control of the pirate empire!

The "Combat Colosseum" gets fresh clips this week so roll up yer sleeves and dodge the mud splatters!  A crooked referee (with major boobs to match her attitude) help tighten the screws as Eve faces off against Stephanie.  And the training takes a turn for the worse as tempers flair in "UWL Training Camp".  It's kinda like "tough love"... 'cept without the love.  And "Fall from Grace" has some very un-goddess like low blows delivered this week.  Nuthin like a kick in the crotch to get yer attention!

Jimbo

"Fall from Grace" - Jeeezz... how much further can they fall?  From worshipful goddesses to Earth-bound ho's scrappin' in the dirt.  Tsk tsk tsk... how the mighty have fallen!  And this week's "Mechanical Difficulties" features the prissy lil bitch just abusing the hell out of her mechanic's huge knockers!  Maybe she's never seen any that big before... she sure likes chewing on 'em!

In this week's "Hardcore Catfight Comic" Army Brat, Touchdown and surprise combatant Sex Ed all hit a monster orgasm in the conclusion to a wild "rules be damned" contest of will and stamina!  Wow... even the loser gets off!  Ya gotta like the odds...

And rounding out this week's update - the "Combat Colosseum" mud match from hell continues as Eve makes more noise about the "unfairness" of it all.  Sheeeee-it girl!  Nobody likes a whiner! (Unless she's naked and...well, you know.)

Member content abounds - freebie samples are posted!

Jimbo

The MUD bout 'tween Eve and Stephanie splatters on in the "Combat Colosseum" and some well executed "training maneuvers" take place in the new video "UCL Training Camp" so there's lot's of cool video to snag this week.  "Mechanical Difficulties" bares the goodies as both gals concentrate on each others crotch this week and "Fall from Grace" demonstrates that even the Gods have their limits - least when it comes to choking!

So sponge up the goodies and check back next week for more of the good stuff!

Jimbo